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Thursday
11Jun2009

Deal Day

Over at Amazon they are offering the 80 GB Playstation 3 for $50 off - Today only!  So go grab one if you're not a proud PS3 owner yet and have been considering the idea.

Also, through June 14th, Peggle is $0.99 for the iPhone/iPod Touch.  Pick that up for sure if you haven't already, because - Peggle=Perfection.

That is all.

Thursday
11Dec2008

You Can't Go Home™ Again

Playstation 3 Home Beta Today is the day that a lot of Playstation 3 fans have been waiting for, and the only thing I can say to anyone falling into that category is this: Prepare to be disappointed. I have been beta testing Home for well over a year now (although that's a little bit of deceit, as I've only booted the thing up half a dozen times in that year), and I can now unequivocally say to you that it is pretty much trash. Anyone participating in the Home™ beta before today's system-wide release was under an NDA, and although there has been a lot of talk about Home™ irrespective of that fact, I decided not to say a word one way or the other until it was released to the masses.  But now everyone can download pure disappointment for themselves! Now, obviously, Home™ is a work in progress.  Many things are not fleshed out to the extent I assume they will be once it clears beta status, but it's easy to see what the end product will be based on the framework they have now - and that is that it will be a steaming-pile of unasked-for features and lackluster graphical front end interface, when all people really wanted was a nice clean system for starting games and organizing media (which the XMB isn't so hot at either).  Everything from the character creation to the apartment decorating to the in-world games is abysmal. Before you decry me as a Playstion hater or a Xbox Fanboy, please recognize that I love all of my systems (and I've owned practically every one since the original NES) regardless of their manufacturer.  Home™, though, is just one more example of the (sadly) faultering Sony we've seen this generation.  Home™ is simply an excuse to throw a metric shit-ton of advertising at you disguised as a living, breathing avatar-based community.  Don't fall for it. Now, if developers take full advantage of Home™ and are able to include themed environments based on their games that allow the user to have a more tactile experience (as opposed to say, just watching a trailer - which honestly is plenty for me) then there may be some merit yet.  Until then, it's simply a Playstation (and all of its sponsors)-branded Second Life that is releasing, ironically, right as Second Life fizzles and dies. Sony, I think it's time to restructure your marketing and development executives.
Friday
03Oct2008

Funstrated

Mega Man 9, oh how thy vivifies my retro-gamer heart! I waited to pick up the belated release of MM9 on the Xbox 360, mostly for the ludicrously-hard achievements that I will probably never get, while letting the Wii and PS3 versions taunt me.  Yeah... I'm an achievement whore. In any case, I only have wonderful things to say about Mega Man 9 thus far  (I'm about three bosses in).  It reminds me of a simpler time when games punished you in maddening ways and despite this, you just kept on chuggin' through it.  MM9 does some very clever things in this department too -- a wink to the hardcore gamers of yore.  There are some jumps that seem obvious.  You will jump without thinking and then... *BAM*, a block appears or an enemy shoots you down into the spikes below.  Or maybe the game shows you a nice item that seems easy to get. Just remeber in those cases that if it seems easy, then it probably isn't.  This sort of difficulty (which you'll remember me hating on in The Force Unleashed) works perfectly in this retro-styled game.  The levels are short enough, the music good enough, and the design well thought out enough that despite the cheap tactics the game resorts to in order to kill you, you'll more likely than not just hit "Continue," after losing your last life.  This sort of oddly rewarding, masochistic difficulty has led me to coin a new term, "Funstration," which is defined as, "a feeling of anger and/or rage accompanied and eventually overpowered by the desire to extract pleasure from that which caused the initial discontent."  I think it'll catch on (despite the fact that it sounds like some unpleasant condition from which women might suffer). So, if you never played the old Mega Mans (Men?), then don't bother with 9.  The whippersnappers, young-uns, and chil'ens of our gaming world will hate it, but if you were born in the 80's and/or were enjoying the adventures of the Blue Bomber back then, well, you don't have an excuse --  Buy this game now. Oh, and check out Penny-Arcade's strip about the game.  It says in three panels and five words what I've tried to get across in all of the above.
Monday
08Sep2008

Pixel Junk Eden Rules Everything

I can understand when people say that they don't like senseless games with techno music in the background. But I also understand when people say they were born with a mental retardation. Pixel Junk Eden for the PS3 is one of the most fun, calming games I've ever played. And, with the exception of MGS4, one of the only reasons to buy a PS3 at all. It's like a 2d spiderman floating through cotton candy.....without the insanely gay/cliche' exclamations. I hate Peter Parker, by the way. Every time he crashes into something, my heart skips a beat with joy and hope that he will never again be able to move his mouth. Anyways....if for some reason you have a PS3(and not a 360), you should be playing PJE alteast 90% of the time while you're saving up for a 360.