Gaming is dead, for one.

By
Chris Robertson
– August 27, 2008Posted in: Thoughts

Gaming, gaming, gaming….blah, blah blah?  Who really cares about video games?  Why should we care about video games?  There is a growing epidemic in all tech-inclined countries that involve God wondering when he’ll find some mythril armor or get a 25 kill streak on halo/cod4.  And I, for one, am not sick of it.
This courageous movement is what paves our future in adamantium.  Wet, dripping adamantium.  Because I, for one, believe (without reserve) that video games are training the youth of our world to become more epic, superior, ballistic, problem solving queef bags.  In a good way.  PEOPLE!…we are well on our way to a neglected, postmodern twinkle-toes!!! …..i mean a brighter future.  I, for one, have mastered the doublejump-into-fivehitcombo.  And all armies are begging me to take on the Metal Gears of all third world countries who can so obviously afford them, for one.
What I’m trying, for one, to say…..is this: what I typed above.

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